Judith ☠ Holofernes

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nadroleon replied to your post: yo i love women and shit but fucking a…

Really? Why?

because i want to fucking do this??? foreskin just looks so fun

Posted 3 weeks ago With 4 notes

princekarkat:

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

Tagged: #omg #same

OMFG WE ATE SOME STEAK YESTERDAY AND SOME OF THE JUICE I GUESS WAS STILL IN THE TRASH CAN AND THE FUCKING CAT KNOCKED IT OVER SO WE PICKED IT UP AND TOLD HIM NO BUT THEN HE DID IT AGAIN SO MY ROOMMATE DECIDED CAT JAIL SO WE PUT HIM BENEATH AN UPTURNED LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT A HEAVY CANDLE ON TOP BUT AS SOON AS MY ROOMMATE WALKED AWAY THE CAT JUST FUCKING RAMMED INTO THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND RAN ACROSS THE ROOM WITH THE BASKET ON TOP OF HIM UNTIL HE CRASHED INTO THE RECLINER AND LIKE STARTED LOWLY MEWLING AND I AM FUCKING DYING OMFGUGGHGHFIJSIDHASDH

Posted 1 month ago With 3 notes

3 months ago with 15,609 notes

cookiesthegreatandpowerful:

videohall:

Mario’s jump spooks cat

HIS TAIL OMG HIS TAIL POOF

Tagged: #omg

i want to go on a date

i want to go to dinner and then drive out into the country with a blanket and watch stars for a while

really star gazing, planetary or real life, is probably the best date for me

Posted 4 months ago With 1 note

Tagged: #SANSA #OMG

theredbeauties:

“Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.”

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons

Posted 4 months ago With 27,249 notes

Tagged: #omg

Tagged: #omg