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Judith ☠ Holofernes

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Hello, yes. I am an award winning (wow, how fucking fancy sounding) prose writer and in order to help my friend out, I’m going to open up commissions.

She needs $399 by June 1st and I want to help.

So here’s your menu:

Original Fiction Short Story
What’s your book shelf like, homie? What are you into?

  • Romance
  • Drama
  • Action
  • Fantasy
  •  Period
  • Humor
  • Post – Modern
  • Contemporary

Email samanthalovelacebryant@gmail.com  (use Short Story Commission as your subject )with a brief summary of what you would like. Give me any information that you would like to see in the story. Tell me your desired maximum word count. Tell me what rating you would like to me to exceed or not exceed if applicable.  I will respond with a number and when posting your donation to mercurykiss’ blog please note that you are commissioning Isaac and give your number.

Fan Fiction (Multi-Fandom)
I will go down with this ship. And I won’t put my hands up and surrender!

NOTE: I will do my research and write any fandom/character/or pairing you ask for but I will list the fandoms I am most familiar with, just to give you those options. These will probably also take less time to do, because they won’t involve as much research.

  •  Sherlock (BBC Series)
  •  Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes (Novels + Short Stories)
  •  Elementary
  •  Game of Thrones (TV Series)
  •  Community
  •  DC Comics
  •  Marvel Comics
  •  Marvel Movie Verse
  •  Neon Genesis Evangelion
  •  Puella Magi Madoka Magica
  •  Hannibal (TV Series)
  • The Vampire Chronicles
  • Supernatural
  • Sailor Moon
  • Final Fantasy VII and XII
  • Metal Gear Solid

Email samanthalovelacebryant@gmail.com (use Fan Fiction Commission as your subject) with a brief summary of what you would like. Give me any desired pairings. Give me any information that you would like to see in the story. Tell me your desired maximum word count. Tell me what rating you would like me to exceed or not exceed if applicable. I will respond with a number and when posting your donation to mercurykiss’ blog please note that you are commissioning Isaac and give your number.

Prices:

500   Word Drabble          ——-        $2

1000 Words or Less         ——-        $5

1000 – 4000 Words          ——-        $10

4000 – 5000 Words          ——-        $15

5000 – 6000 Words          ——-        $20

6000 Words or More         ——-        Price Negotiable

Rules:

  1.  I will write any LGBT relationship with any gender identification, non-binary identifying, or sexual identification.
  2.  I will write everything from fluffy K to hard MA. I will follow the Fanfiction.net’s ratings guidelines however adding an E for explicit level.
  3.  I will write any prompt or kink excluding pedophilia, real people fan fiction, daddy or “Lolita” play, bestiality or anthropomorphic , rape or nonconsent, and hard incest that includes siblings, parents, and uncle or aunts. Some of these are personal triggers, others are just matters of taste and what I feel my abilities would allow.
  4.  If you have any triggers or pet peeves in fan fiction or original stories, please let me know.

DISCLAIMER:  I do not, probably will never; own any of the creative rights to any of the material. The works produced are not to be distributed to any other websites without my permission. These fan works are created as gifts based on monetary donations. Any and all creative profit rights remain with the owners. Any original characters or settings are used with the creator’s permission only. Further use is prohibited. I reserve the right to refuse any order.

Posted 2 weeks ago With 11 notes

can we just appreciate this part of racylacies‘ game of thrones recap

Posted 1 month ago With 49 notes

I’M JUST CRUISING THE BRIENNE TAG LIKE HOLY FUCK

Posted 1 month ago With 2 notes

i wanted to say fuck cupcakes but no cussing i guess

Because I was lazy and didn’t get this done until today, I’m doing a belated Valentine’s Day giveaway. This is a multifandom giveaway. I’ll accept any fandom. So yeah, enjoy that shit.

Prizes!

  • Grand Prize: Three Character/Fandom specific Valetine cards printed and mailed to your address. (They’ll be punny I promise!) A drabble fic for each card based on prompts you provide. Candy!
  • Second Place: Two Character/Fandom specific Valentine cards printed and mailed to your address. A drabble fic for each card. And yes, candy.
  • Third Place: One Character/Fandom specific Valentine card printed and mailed to your address. A drabble fic for your card. No candy for you. (Just kidding, you also get candy.)
  • Losers: That’s right. The losers win too. Or some of them do at least. I’ll select 10 usernames after selecting the three prize winners to request a card or fanfic drabble to given to you digitally. Your eyes only! Or not. Whatever.

Rules!

  • Gotta give me your address. I’ll put my return address on the package so you don’t think it is an act of domestic terrorism. (Or not a well thought out one at least.)
  • Reblog only once. It’ll show up only once and I’d hate for you to annoy the shit out of your followers because of something I did.
  • Likes only count if you reblogged too. So your name in the pot twice by reblogging and liking.
  • Concerning multifandom: There is a strong possibility I won’t be in your fandom but an even greater possibility that I know how to google/read/or ask my friends who are, so yes, every fandom is welcome.
  • Concerning fanfiction: I’ll do anything from G-NC17, to Hetero to Trans*. The only thing I won’t do is rape/non-con or incest. Sorry, not sorry.
  • Concerning international/non-US participants: I hate to exclude you because of shipping prices so should you win, I’ll give you a digital copy of your cards and fanfics if the shipping is too steep and maybe even a couple of bucks in your PayPal which would be the equivalent of the candy you’re missing out on.
  • You don’t have to follow me. In fact, I’d prefer you look at my blog and decide whether or not to follow me if you’re going to. I’d rather have you come and enjoy the comics, movies, and political discussions rather than following just to unfollow a week later or whatever. By all means tho, if you like what you see, please go right ahead and follow.

Contest ends Feb. 14th!

Tagged: #got #truth

Tagged: #got

Or maybe it is a dream. Your dream, my dream. I do not know. These are questions for wise men with skinny arms. You are the moon of my life. That is all I know and all I need to know. And if this is a dream… I will kill the man who tries to wake me.

5 hours of sleep. 8 hours of work. Game of Thrones tonight.

Pray for my survival.

Posted 11 months ago With 0 notes