Judith ☠ Holofernes

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intersectional feminism ;; community ;; misandry ;; sailor moon ;; art ;; writing ;; parks and rec ;; guro/horror ;; comics ;; history ;; arrested development ;; game of thrones ;; books ;; music ;; cinema ;; funny shit ;; zines ;; neon genesis evangelion ;; misc. tv shows ;; unicorns ;; hannibal ;; elementary ;; breaking bad

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y’all i just made a webpage using my school’s server

it is very important

look at it

Posted 3 months ago With 1 note

meet the blogger

Name: Sam
Nicknames: ”Shut the fuck up, Sam”
Height: 5’5” and 3/4”s
Birthday: July 9
Favourite Colour: Lavender
Best School Subject(s): Literature and Sociology
Mac or PC: PC
Current Shirt Colour: Red, ugly work polo.
Eye Colour: Dark grey blue.
Day or Night: Night.
Celebrity Crush: (currently) Idris Elba, Daniel Craig, Charlize Theron and Holland Roden.

Posted 3 months ago With 163,346 notes

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Tagged: #about me

this is dumb, but so am i, so it works out

ABOUT ME

► Name ➔ Sam
► Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes (no), maybe.
► Are you single ➔  Yes.
► Are you happy ➔ Marginally.
► Are you Italian ➔  No.

► Are you German ➔ Like an 1/16 or something.
► Are you Asian ➔ Nope.
► Are you angry? ➔ Probably.

► Are you Irish ➔ Great Great Great Grandpa immigrated from Ireland, so no.
► Are your parents still married ➔ Unfortunately.

TEN FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ Thomasville.
► Hair Color ➔ White blonde.
► Eye Color ➔ Grey Blue.
► Birthday ➔ July 9th
► Mood ➔ Tired and forefully cheery.
► Gender ➔ Female/
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty (o).
► Summer or winter ➔ Fall. Late Fall. Early Spring.
► Morning or afternoon ➔ After 6PM.

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 
► Are you in love ➔ No.
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No it’s dumb.
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ Me(ish).
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Probably.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ No (yes).
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ I am my own secret admirer.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Everyday, around noon.

TEN CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ Loustve.
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Sweet tea.
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Kitties.
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A couple of best friends.
► Television or internet ➔ Internet TV.
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Coke. But Pepsi Products.
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ Wildly romantic.

► Day or night ➔ Night.
► IM or Phone ➔ IM.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ No.
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Almost everyday.
► White water rafted ➔ No.
► Finished an entire jawbreaker ➔ Awww yisss.
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yep.
► Prank called a store ➔ Yes.
► Skipped school ➔ Yes.
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yes.

TEN PREFERENCES 
► Smile or eyes ➔ Smizing.
► Light or dark hair ➔ Like them equally.
► Fat or skinny ➔ idgaf???
► Shorter or Taller ➔ Either, same height is not as fun (but I don’t really care).
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ wtf is this question?

► Hook-up or Relationship
 ➔ Relationhookup.
► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Seriously funny (and rich).

ABOUT ME
► Last Phone Call ➔ idk, Stacey maybe?
► Last phone call you received ➔ Creditors! Hahaha fml.
► Last person you hung out with ➔ James.
► Last thing you ate ➔ Toast.
► Last thing you drank ➔ Coke.
► Last site you went to ➔ Probably tumblr.
► Last place you were ➔ Home.

RELATIONSHIPS
► Are you in a committed relationship ➔ No.
► When was your last relationship ➔ I couple of years ago, sorta.
► Do you still love them ➔ My love is like a plastic bag.

FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ Mostly, no.
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ It’s never just “messed up”.
► Have you ever run away from home ➔ Yes.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ Yes.
► If so, how long ➔ A day.

FRIENDS

► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ I secretely hate all my friends. (jk)
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ No.
► Who are/is your best friend(s) ➔ Jaceyennethvinette.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ My dick.

Posted 4 months ago With 65,970 notes

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thetvscreen:

“You’re one tough cookie, you know that?”

i’m actually a mixed berry pie slice

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ruevian:

So bored I made a chibi me using this.

Try it yourself! Impress your friends and family!

what i actually look like

what i think i look like

Posted 4 months ago With 10,707 notes

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i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day

Posted 4 months ago With 90,882 notes

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